EpeeGnome

I suspect there’s a substantial overlap between people who would fall for this even with a delay and people who would send a “hi” and wait for a response.

Mr President, if we get to November of [2026] and people’s 401(k)s are down 30% and prices are up 10–20% at the supermarket, we’re going to go into election day, face a bloodbath

Wow, I agree with something Ted Cruz said. That doesn’t happen often.

fuck you, Ted

And I agree with something Trump said? On the same day, no less. What are the odds?

Yeah, I don’t really want my downfall brought about, but if were to happen, the lack of bras would be a nice silver lining. I don’t really have an opinion on the fruit eating.

Maybe he was impressed at the part where the agent got away with it. If I was a murderous psychopath that would seem like a really appealing job perk.