Joyous cake day, though it seems it was you who miscalculated, they seem to be jesting.

Ah, Lemmy.

Always loops back to ‘how to not poop’ around here.

In America, that’s the only kind of people acknowledged.

I saw a billboard about April 5 being ‘day of action’ that had him on it. Is that anything relevant or-?

That requires decent national education standards.

Much like Big Bird is aloof but more mature than anyone around him pretty often.

The main lights shut off until the door is opened, and a display with the word ‘altitude’ starts counting down

They said so at CPAC a couple years ago, right?

What happened to him?

The infection has been festering and swollen for decades, we just kept rubbing dirt and covering it up, letting it get worse.

Now it’s quite a bit harder to cover up and ignore.

Doesn’t everyone keep light reading material in the bathroom anymore‽

And we’ve looped into osmosis jones territory.

You’re on the nose with that, which is why ground.news is so vital especially now. You can read about the same story from multiple perspectives and often they’ll have a handy synopsis that has key info from all the writings.

Or for that matter, see through the flood and read about things that matter a lot more.

LARPing as a wizard and not destroying lives is cool as fuck, actually. Having fun in a wholesome/safe/non-invasive way is the coolest goddamn thing you can do to recharge.

This is the opposite of being a wizard.

Placing him at a roughly 30% approval overall, innit?

I want someone to ask him if his couch knows he’s sitting with other furniture.

‘Do this thing, but in the best scenario you’re not doing the thing.’

Whenever you comment, it’s… Never clear.

Hear hear* Not trying to be a jerk, just sharing because I thought it was funny the first time I saw the phrase.

Start saving but also you’ll lose benefits if you save too much to get bent I guess