Thank god. It’s about time we call things by terms that actually matter, rather than this technical jargon like USB 3.1 Gen 2. Even if someone doesn’t know what a gigabit is, they can still look at this new scheme and know that higher number = more speed. This is such an upgrade

What do you use the 4060 for?

That wiki has some pretty wild quotes:

Unlike professional hosting services with static IPs, residential plans assign dynamic IP addresses that change as often as the relationship partners of people with borderline personality disorder.

Why would anybody chose to live confined underwater?

Why would anyone choose to live confined in space? Idk, but the ISS still exists.

My mate Paul…

Elon was able to remotely unlock the car doors and give all that data to authorities.

It probably really boosted his hero complex to take on such a task.

don’t get me started on how bad of an idea it is to use webusb

I will get you started. Please explain.

Costco has, notoriously, been very “woke”

Like seizing the means of $1.50 hotdog production?

A hybrid drive… in MY 2024?

This doesn’t have anything to do with Windows. This is ASUS’s fault

How would an AI ever know the difference between a 17.5 year old and an 18 year old anyways?

Did you not read the article and read about the assault against the flight attendant?

Username checks out

Duct tape fixes everything

So nobody is going to ask about the rotary phone?

I’d rather not. It’s literally a Dell workstation machine from the mid-2000s. It’s like Wolfgang’s Channel kryptonite

And then there’s ones that don’t have much of a modern-day effect but are still stupid. My English teacher truly believes that the Titanic was sunk on purpose for insurance purposes.

She also believes that a Secret Service agent might have shot JFK

Everyone says that. Idk what the big deal is

Aren’t there any open source period tracking apps?

Many. On F-Droid.

drip. menstrual cycle and fertility tracking (Open-source, non-commercial and leaves your data on your phone.) https://f-droid.org/packages/com.drip/

I can’t help but feel like they could just put something in the regular Sudafed to make it not methy

Sudafed is not “methy”, but it can be used to make meth