Apparently they read his book, the art of the deal. It’s like foreign trade for dummies. Wharton taught him wrong as a joke.

I think that university gave me an antisemitic look. Clearly they’re guilty

They’re just going to put his name on the ballot and run it through his hand picked judges. If we just go along with it, Elon will use Star Link to clean up the votes so he wins. Then the scotus will allow because he can’t get impeached and the Senate won’t convict.

Only solution is Luigi.

Eugenics in action. Another 1930s holdover like Nazis.

I bet they’re having measles parties so it does actually spread thinking it’ll just go away like a cold

Haven’t you heard? Empathy is a sin and the weakness of Western civilization. It’s what a true conservative would want.

Europeans know how to deal with collaborators

Not all women

How about a gun registry for people likely to shoot someone?

Do they have a roster of their international members? How could you prove that they’re a gang member?

It’s just racial profiling.

Now if they only counted as 3/5 of a person, then the real outrage would start.

It’s a capitalist corporation that sold its soul to the highest bidder. Of course it’s evil. It’s based on greed and exploitation.

They think a Venezuelan gang keeps a roster of its members, or they all have a murderous look.

I’ve hated ICE before it was cool. Bastards

Renegotiate so that these products go elsewhere for the next 4 years.

When my son with autism was very young, he was a runner. I had to have a king fu grip on him at all times otherwise he’d run into traffic or off a cliff.

Pay attention to me! Ignore Luigi and Elon. I’m the news! I will have order!

What if the line’s busy and they get a recorded message “your murder is important to us. Please stay on the line for the next available bodyguard” Have your business American Express card ready.