Now let’s celebrate with some rancid whale meat

“Hurr durrr derpp”, continued Dimon.

No shit.

Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked

When the parade is over, he is going to salute North Korea’s Generals (again)

“And then?”

Even if he’s not wrong, Bill Ackman is a little bitch

Recession? Lol 😂

More like the greatest depression the likes of which have never been seen

Keep it classy, Trump officials.

Why report anything factual at all, eh Fox?

Helping Mexico keep Americans looking for relief, out.

Shrinking (African) violet

Alllllll the way down the K-hole

🎻

Wait— he’s going to sic the government on Trump and himself?

Les jeux sont faits

This is gold, Jerry. GOLD!

Elon in here downvoting 🤣

Of course they didn’t.

No.