But one of them isn’t a complete moron.

Ha ha, good one.

OK. Never bought anything from Nintendo, so that’s not a great sacrifice.

Could it possibly be because the police are not there to protect you in the first place?

But luckily all those pesky regulashuns are getting cut now.

She would never have become what she was, if she wasn’t black. Clearly a DEI hire. Checkmate, leftists!

That has always been the plan.

It’s not OP’s fault.

He also invented the helicopter, the rocket and the x-ray machine.

Not that he ever tried to hide it.

We should have listened to anyone with an ounce of common sense since forever.

Oh no, the moron-in-chief is doing exactly the moronic things he said he was going to do! Who could have predicted that?

Nobody symbolises Western decline more than Trump.

It always is.

Here’s a video by Money& Macro that somewhat convincingly argues that they have some kind of plan. It’s a shitty plan and it’s guaranteed not to work, but it’s a plan.

Once wages undercut China, they can sell stuff to the Chinese.

That’s an essential qualification in the Trump administration. Doing the opposite of what people expect you to do is a coping mechanism of sociopaths. If you look at it from that angle, a lot of what Trump is doing makes far more sense.

But they might have caught some disease of him and died. We have to keep up food safety standards for these guys.

Wait, what? Are you implying there is a world outside the US? Preposterous!

Just breathe deeply when the smoke starts.