This would be very funny if it weren’t true.

De-educating the populace has been a plan for decades. This is nothing new.

renounce

He’s taking the fluoride out of fluorida

I’m so happy that I sunk a lot of money into other currencies a few months ago.

Incoherence is an admirable trait in the newly inebriated, but not as celebrated in comments on the Internet. I suppose.

Hey, someone has to provide shade for poor people.

Mate, re-read what you wrote.

While I hate Trump as much as the next guy, this has been brewing for literal decades. And of course Trump is making a serious catastrophe worse too.