Coupons for $500 off your next Tesla purchase.

Of all the explanations offered, I think this one, pathetic as it is, is the most likely correct answer.

Seriously, though, what’s his thing for Greenland, anyway?

Fun fact: someone correct me if I’m wrong (it’s the Internet, I really don’t need to ask), but as I understand it, Frank Baum’s “The Wizard of Oz” was some sort of allegory/statement in support of the silver standard. Dorothy’s ruby slippers were only that color for the benefit of film, and in the book, they are silver, symbolizing silver as the way to fix all the problems. I don’t remember what the other things symbolized. But since “Wicked” is popular at the moment, I thought I’d share.

In that case, it’s probably best to ask for double!

If you’re serious, there are a few different organizations that can handle the money transfer for you. Here are the instructions for MoneyGram. You’ll need to wait for him to get into the prison databases to get his id number.

Are these cars capable of passing U.S. automotive safety rules? Or is this argument moot because they can’t be legally used on U.S. roads?