For me with this ADD, a lot, honestly. But, if you’ve ever tried your hand at breeding in Ark, you kinda understand what is like to be a CPA in tax season.

Remember when NYPD watched a guy attacking people on the subway with a knife?

Big ol’ (X).

In further news, Nintendo has announced it’s intentions to sue Nintendo over trademark violations.

In 2007, my big companies that i adored were: Bethesda, Bungie, Bioware and Rockstar. They’ve all gone the way of the dodo as far as I’m concerned nowadays.

“Nobody wants a Pink Vader…”

three raccoons tumble out of a trench coat

Source? “Trust me bro,” the leading source on the Internet. Also, you gonna eat that trash?

checks

I’m a people. You don’t speak for me.

Sisterhood of the Traveling Goalposts!

No. Hyperbole is just a really fast bole.

Red or green, homie?

I’m actually here to just find out where i can get my own demi-dog…?

So, Nintendo vs Meta in the next copyright/TM infringement case? “Let them fight.”

Egad, you’re right! Here, we let reality do us!

“We’re going to take the firearms first and then go to court, because that’s another system. Because a lot of times by the time you go to court … it takes so long to go to court to get the due process procedures. I like taking the guns early, like in this crazy man’s case that just took place in Florida; he had a lot of fires [and] they saw everything. To go to court would have taken a long time, so you could do exactly what you’re saying but take the guns first, go through due process second.”

• Nancy Pelosi
• God-Emperor Depends

“He didn’t mean it. He was joking.”

“He’s not gonna hurt me, I’m white…!”

“They’re only going after the bad ones.”

All quotes come directly from family that will be affected by Trump’s shit. They couldn’t care less though, because they believe the shit they say. They’ll be fine, it’s just everyone else that’s fucked.

Fingers crossed he can’t

Is that before or after he fucked the Queen of the Moon?

YOINK!

there’s a very good chance the judge and sheriff were both wildly corrupt

About the same chance as the sun coming up tomorrow, I’d wager.

“Shifting,” as if this hasn’t been happening since he rode that fucking escalator. That was what, 296 years ago…?