Unless you’re a Nazi… sorry, Republican on Instagram, then it’s a roman salute.

Defunding schools doing it’s job

Do you remember that time Minnesota annexed the upper peninsula? Yeah crazy, but that means we get to be Canadian too

Spewing nonsense isn’t finding a way to blame them. It’s spewing nonsense. It’s not logical. If I was mad about capitalism and started screaming at salamanders for it you wouldn’t say I found a way to blame salamanders. You’d call me insane. Let’s call a duck a duck ay?

Sus

Doesn’t matter his fan base will eat it up

-post pictures of their lunch

That was Instagram 5-7 years ago.

It’s just american TikTok now

After reading the first part I said how would anyone notice haha

Oh you sweet summer child

The allegations are over a really long period of time which seems like a weird way to go about lying about it

First off as ambassador to the Upper peninsula of Michigan. We do not want to be part of Wisconsin. The whole of Michigan would be good with being part of Canada. And we request Minnesota as a plus one.

Hide your couches or your going to have tiny ottomans walking around

SHUTTING WHAT

I don’t think I played any games from 2024. Scratch that, I have played a bit of rivals

I recently switched to fedora and I didn’t think it would be difficult, but it was even easier than I expected. Every game I’ve tried to play has worked perfectly.

Oh you better believe it

“but if you compare this very specific area, we don’t have a problem!”

8. Democrats get elected next major election
9. Start fixing the problem
10. People get frustrated with how long it takes
11. Things start getting better as Republicans get voted in again
12. Republicans take credit
13. Republicans start ruining things again
14. Republicans blame socialism
15. Go back to 1

Because having a logical conversation on the internet typically changes people’s opinion

That’s capitalism