Chainweasel

Trump only pardons people when the optics are good for his voters.

It’s good for them when they can buy other people’s stock at fire sale prices, it’s less good for them when their own stock is reduced to fire sale prices.

I’m pretty sure Kamala, being a private citizen and not the president, has nothing to do with the deportations taking place in America right now.
I’d check who the current president is and assign blame to him.

War will allow him to declare martial law and suspend elections (the Robert’s Court will allow it, just like they did with his absolute immunity.)
His handlers will want him to do this before 2026 so the house and Senate can’t flip.

I wonder if Trump knows it’s only a matter of time until they fire him too.

Elon is going to fire him for giving Boeing the contract

Just put on a maga hat and Trump shirt and cover your face.
Half of trump supporters hate electric vehicles anyway so it won’t even be out of character for one of them.

Even if he was allowed, he grew up a spoiled rich brat who had someone drive him everywhere.
Driving is work, and work is something Trump doesn’t do.

A) I don’t believe that for a second, they have much bigger shit to worry about.

B) If they are somehow behind the “attack”, I fully condone it and wish them the best of luck

Nah, he’ll keep them active so he can spy on their Internet communications and send the GPS locations to Putin.

It doesn’t make sense to me because there are fewer ultra wealthy people in America than there are poor people.
so with staff getting cut in half, you’d think it would be better to focus on the smaller group.

I have a hard time believing those stories though.
If a sudden blood pressure drop is enough to make someone fall unconscious immediately with blood still flowing to the brain, then a full blood pressure drop with no blood flowing to the brain should have the same effect.
If I had to guess, eye and mouth movements are probably from the nerves going crazy after being severed at the brain stem.

We’re well past the jail stage.
Jail is what should have happened when we still had something resembling the rule of law.
We’re in a position now that Trump and Musk will never see justice unless it’s served directly by the people.

They need to kick the US out and make it the G6

This is so Musk won’t face local prosecution for doing the same things in Europe he did here.
Germany specially is going to be a target of his I think.

They’re not self aware enough to realize they’re going to make a martyr out of him

Strap him to the heatsheild on the next starship flight.

Any sane country that wants to remain that way should be banning Twitter immediately.
It feels like insanity to me that they’re watching what he’s doing to America right now and not immediately reacting by banning the tools he used to do it here.

Will it make eggs cheaper?

They literally can’t, the US is a permanent member.