Yes

Too much credit, that’s 4th grade at best.

There are so many internal threats to the US from a Canadian invasion.

• Canadians living in the US, estimates put that number around 800k or so.
• Canadians travelling in the US, at least another couple hundred thousand, could be more at certain times of the year.
• Americans who used to be Canadian, probably more than the PR number to be honest.
• Americans with direct Canadian ties, millions.
• Americans with significant Canadian sympathies, tens of millions.

Then there’s the Canadians who would sneak into the US during such an event, either for safety or to cause problems. No functional amount of US military presence could protect any useful amount of it, and once across the border blending in is super fucking easy.

Then we’ll just recreate 1812 and burn the White House down after we evacuate all the people.

It wouldn’t be quite as bad as a full US civil war, but it would be damn close.

To water the tree of liberty with?

We’d like Hawaii for a First Round Pick in 2026 and a Second Round Pick in 2027

Agreed, but our military will be useless. The civilian guerrilla fighting will make them wish they had impeached trump the first time.

And its not going to be limited to Canadian territory. It would be stupidly easy to get across the border into the US and blend in to reach targets.

You’re the one not living in reality, Wikipedia even has an article related to this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_youngest_killers

There are only two entries on that entire list of a child killing an adult without using a gun, both in China. One was the strangulation of a grandmother who was beating him, and the other a stabbing of a mother who was also beating him.

On the other hand, there are 11 entries of a child using a gun to kill an adult.

A gun didn’t walk into that room, but if a gun had not been in that house, it’s almost certain that father would still be alive. Another case of someone buying a gun for self protection, only to have it be the reason they died.

One whack with a ball peen from an 11 year old child?

Only if they know exactly where to aim (specific parts of the head) and get a bit lucky too. If the kid whacks him in the chest with it, he isn’t likely going to die.

People survive lots of things, as a whole guns are more effective than other means and you know it.

It’s far more difficult to kill with a knife or hammer.

That’s literally why guns exist, to make killing easier.

That’s like 12 million per person in Greenland.

They should just take the money, then buy up a decent amount of mercenaries and declare independence again.

Bannock mix?

It’s literally flour, baking powder, and a bit of salt, oil, and water.

Why the hell would you need a mix for it?

It doesn’t even need to use milk or eggs like pancakes, which is often why those have pre-mixes.

It would be kinda funny though if he kidnapped Carney, we kept everything going without him anyways, and then we sent a sleeper crowd to storm and burn down the Whitehouse again.

Jokes aside, our model of government doesn’t really require the prime minister to function, or even cabinet ministers.

If the US really wanted to bone us from a government perspective, kidnapping King Charles and the current Governor General would actually be the most significant.

We would be unable to pass laws at that point until a new British monarch could be installed and appoint a new GG.

Money spent on soldiers, bases, equipment, etc. would be absolutely useless when the US Military simply double tap every single military base in the country in the first 10 minutes. There are only 27 across Canada. Even if we added 100 new bases to spread things out they could easily do the same thing still. We are far too close, and the military capability difference is absurdly ridiculous.

The two possible things I could think of that would realistically make the US think twice, a) handing out guns and training to civilians en masse and b) a PR campaign to the US population (and military) that may lead to a refusal to invade by the troops.

I’m pretty sure A isn’t going to happen.

No amount of realistic military spending by Canada would help this situation.

https://frigate.video/

You can absolutely use your external IP rather than a domain, your ISP likely keeps your IP the same for long stretches of time. Mine only ever really changes during long power outages.

You can get around that the IP issue by broadcasting your ip from your local machine to a known service, there are some free ones but they aren’t the most stable things in the world if it’s critical. Google Dynamic DNS

It might take the world… Going to war.