Pretty sure they just give him one of these and lock the door:

Can we please crowdfund about 4 tomahawks to just finish this stupid bridge. I get why we haven’t sent them, to expensive, proprietary tech, US preventing deep strikes and escalation. But for the love of God, four or so of some older ones can’t hurt us, and I just want to see Russian media coverage try to explain how it’s not a problem and nothing to see here. Plus, Russians in Crimea will absolutely shit if the whole thing blows up.

Say what you want about uniforms, but the praetorian guard didn’t have these:

So, NYT, do the Swiss all have micro hands? How do you explain Swiss watchmaking? For that matter, how about American watchmaking? America used to make all kinds of tiny wristwatches, including movements. There is also a few current American watchmakers, with a few building intricate movements.