He actually visited Greenland. I just saw it in the news. He just avoided the capital and only visited an army base.

Space force base. And not “an” but “the”.

Fucking chicken, his staff apparently were too afraid that locals would have pelted him with eggs.

The teen was hired to bomb something. Instead the Russians bombed the teen.

I read that as snails and was about to comment “bonjour” … instead I did the joke in this meta way

Isn’t that just because Firefox got access to location data because some site asked for it?

If you carry a piece of grit 120 and a dual barrel tube of clear epoxy, you can make your Tesla really stand out for a long time.

If you have epoxy left over you can fix your squeaky doors by applying as much glue as you have along the door. That way the door will stop squeaking on account of it not being used as much.

That’s the pedophile piss baby aka u/spez aka Steve Huffman, right? As in the guy that moderated a pedo sub?

What a greedy little pis baby pig boy.

When Corb Lund sang it, I’ll bet it just sounded cool.

When the oil stops, everything stops, nothing left in the fountain
Nobody wants paper money, son, so you just well stop countin’
Can you break the horse? Can you light the fire
What’s that, I beg your pardon?
I think I see a rip in the social fabric; brother can you passthe ammo

On two occasions I have been asked, ‘Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?’ I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.

Charles Babbage

It’s kinda sad to see your big brother go down like this. We fought together for the last 100 years, and now he’s a shivering meth head.

Don’t worry, we’ll deal with Putin, and then we can deal with your problems before China tries to pull a fast one.

@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone said

I can’t wait for Trump to die

DANGER Will Robinson! we can’t threaten people here, not even oompaloompas.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I’m not a great shot, but at 130m firing from a prone position I would have made that shot 9 times out of 10. Heck, I had my family on the range firing a diemaco c7 (the colt Canada ar15) as part of a family appreciation day in my home guard company. They hadn’t shot more than an air rifle before, and after about three rounds each they shot killing shots at a silhuet at 200m.

How that guy could miss is beyond me. Almost like it was intentional.

I would

What, like droit du seigneur? In Denmark it caused a lot of debacle, when people receiving Danish citizenship, had to shake hands with the local mayor during the ceremony. But I do reckon that having to fuck the mayor to get citizenship, would be too much for even the most right wing … nuts

This is what I was thinking about myself. Because we’re cool with political caricatures, right?

I guess the problem is that nobody wants to feature in non-consensual AI porn. I mean if you’d want to draw me getting shafted by Musk, that’d be weird, but a highly realistic video of the same event, that would be hard to explain to the missus.

Firing squad would be my preferred choice, if they aim for the head. With a shotgun full of 00 buckshot. Or maybe by howitzer if that’s an option.

I’d imagine getting shot by a squad of howitzers would make the whole world your open casket.

Aren’t both Israelis and Palestinians part of the group known as Semitic people?

Your statement is both correct and irrelevant.

I feel like Trump’s campaign speed was like one of the early seasons of 24, where so much is happening that the “turning Gaza into a beach resort” subplot must have drowned.

Pre-election Danish news media were mostly covering the Harris roller-coaster, and post-election we’ve all been a little preoccupied with being threatened by our closest ally.

I don’t know bout y’all, but I certainly did not have “annex Gaza and turn it into a beach resort” on my 2025 Q1 bingo card.

No matter where the site is operated from, as long as EU citizens can access it from their home countries?

Because I doubt that even fb marketplace can muster that with plausible accuracy. Especially the sales. When you take something down on marketplace it will ask if you sold it or not, but you can just tell it to mind its own business and say “no I totally just changed my mind”

When people go we may use child slaves in our supply chain, steal and ruin water supplies, and bribe medical professionals to get discourage breastfeeding, but you’re too fucked up for us to work with then you know you’ve fucked up.

It’s just a distraction and negative media overload method that he uses. And you know what, it works. Here we are talking about this and not the serious things.

Doesn’t matter if it’s a distraction or not. If Trump takes Greenland it will break NATO completely, and when Trump threatens to take Greenland, it weakens NATO and that can lead to all sorts of problems … just not necessarily for the US.