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Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•CNN analyst says Trump looking at ways to outlaw Democratic party2·6 days agoYou can reuse the santorum, it’s much more useful.
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•CNN analyst says Trump looking at ways to outlaw Democratic party45·7 days agoHey good thing we saved up all that decorum though right!
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•Fading Labubu frenzy wipes $16.7 billion from Pop Mart sharesEnglish42·8 days agoBecause nothing is infinite, but human stupidity comes close.
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Trump "worthy of the Nobel Peace Prize" for COVID vaccines, Pfizer CEO says4·19 days agoI also see this as a minutely beneficial distraction.
Every second this moronic toddler with the nuclear football spends chasing treats is one less he can spend blabbering his fucking gums or breaking shit.
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Unemployed workers outnumber available jobs for first time since 20214·19 days ago*Available jobs statistized here primarily ‘synthetic jobs’ posted to give the illusion of growth
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•If Trump loses his tariff lawsuit, America may have to refund businesses more than $200 billion15·20 days agoAnd the prices? Oh nothing will fundamentally change 😉
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.worldto Canada@lemmy.ca•'Queen of Canada' arrested on livestream after RCMP deploy to village where cult has lived for 2 years32·20 days agoRehabilitating her victims is an obvious. To the point of being offensive to be forced to explain it. Priority.
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Boy, 11, shot dead after playing doorbell-ringing prank in Houston, police say283·21 days agoBut…
👉👈
what if I want a reason to murder a minority child?
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Boy, 11, shot dead after playing doorbell-ringing prank in Houston, police say14·21 days agoInb4 the cops find weed in their parents house.
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Top Florida official says 'Alligator Alcatraz' will likely be empty within days, email shows5·26 days agoReconstruction and Nuremberg were objective failures to place accountability that I would rather not repeat.
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Theft or civil disobedience? 16 volumes go missing after Shelbyville church urges members to check out, never return library books about LGBTQ+ people1·1 month agoI figured you just saw some sanitized version somewhere. I remember getting called psychotic for posting that quote in the other place.
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Theft or civil disobedience? 16 volumes go missing after Shelbyville church urges members to check out, never return library books about LGBTQ+ people4·1 month agoMankind will never be free until the last politician is strangled with the
robesentrails of the last priest
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Thanks I'd rather my beer stay analogueEnglish1·1 month ago“Not bad.” He burped, burped again. “Fizzy, though?”
“Because it’s fast acting. It was ditch water an hour ago. We sieved it, brought it up to room temp, dumped in the culture. It’s live, too—add some precursor, it’ll come back. Survives in your urine. Just save some, you want to make more.”
“Communist beer?” Hubert, Etc said. The best bon mot he could scrounge.
He was better when he had time to think.
“Nazdarovya.” She clicked her cup against his and drained it, loosing a bone rattling belch when she finished. She gave her chest a thump and scared out smaller burps, refilled the glass.
“If it comes out in pee,” Hubert, Etc said, “what happens if someone adds the precursor to the sewers? Will it turn to beer?”
She gave him a look of adolescent scorn. “That would be stupid. Once it’s diluted it can’t metabolize precursor. Flush and it’s just pee. The critters die in an hour or two, so a latrine won’t turn into a reservoir of long lived existential threats to the water supply. It’s just beer.” Burp. “Fizzy beer.”
Hubert, Etc sipped. It was really good. Didn’t taste like piss at all. “All beer is rented, right?” he said.
“Most beer is rented. This is free. You know: ‘free as in free beer.’” She drank half the cup, spilling into her beard. It beaded on the crinkly refugee stuff. “You don’t come to a lot of Communist parties.”
Excerpt from “Walkaway” - Cory Doctorow
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•President Trump calls on Intel CEO to resign immediatlyEnglish9·2 months agoJimmy… Intel, has been an embarrassment to this great company. People are saying, folks are, everyone is saying he’s just, the worst. A travesty. Of the highest order. It’s as if he was trying to push the market under. Like a. Well I should, people are saying I should ask him to step down but to them I say I won’t I might suggest it, humbly, in the press. But I won’t ask him to. He will though. We’ve spoken and he told me “Mr. President Mr. president, what can I do?” and I tell him you got a move the supply chain out of Taiwan. But he doesn’t understand that so he won’t.
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•"Steam Did Not Respond To Us": Collective Shout Defends Calling On Payment Processors To Ban Adult GamesEnglish4·2 months agoIt’s a line from Jessie Welles “Certain”
YouTube thinks I’ll buy a Rolex LMFAO
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•"Steam Did Not Respond To Us": Collective Shout Defends Calling On Payment Processors To Ban Adult GamesEnglish14·2 months agoBackass preachers out in Oklahoma getting high and stoned on their own aroma.
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Ghislaine Maxwell Lawyer Says She Will Only Testify for Immunity or Clemency4·2 months agoHope she’s immune to bedsheets.
I wouldn’t hold my breath