They only need enough to fill a few town halls a year and cry on the news every other political cycle.

They could give a fuck if the rest blow their brains out or drink themselves to death.

JD Vance in the most unlikely scenario imaginable.

“Guess I’ll just pardon him?”

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I wouldn’t hold my breath

You can reuse the santorum, it’s much more useful.

Hey good thing we saved up all that decorum though right!

Because nothing is infinite, but human stupidity comes close.

I also see this as a minutely beneficial distraction.

Every second this moronic toddler with the nuclear football spends chasing treats is one less he can spend blabbering his fucking gums or breaking shit.

*Available jobs statistized here primarily ‘synthetic jobs’ posted to give the illusion of growth

And the prices? Oh nothing will fundamentally change 😉

Rehabilitating her victims is an obvious. To the point of being offensive to be forced to explain it. Priority.

But…

👉👈

what if I want a reason to murder a minority child?

Inb4 the cops find weed in their parents house.

Reconstruction and Nuremberg were objective failures to place accountability that I would rather not repeat.

I figured you just saw some sanitized version somewhere. I remember getting called psychotic for posting that quote in the other place.

Mankind will never be free until the last politician is strangled with the robes entrails of the last priest

“Not bad.” He burped, burped again. “Fizzy, though?”

“Because it’s fast acting. It was ditch water an hour ago. We sieved it, brought it up to room temp, dumped in the culture. It’s live, too—add some precursor, it’ll come back. Survives in your urine. Just save some, you want to make more.”

“Communist beer?” Hubert, Etc said. The best bon mot he could scrounge.

He was better when he had time to think.

“Nazdarovya.” She clicked her cup against his and drained it, loosing a bone rattling belch when she finished. She gave her chest a thump and scared out smaller burps, refilled the glass.

“If it comes out in pee,” Hubert, Etc said, “what happens if someone adds the precursor to the sewers? Will it turn to beer?”

She gave him a look of adolescent scorn. “That would be stupid. Once it’s diluted it can’t metabolize precursor. Flush and it’s just pee. The critters die in an hour or two, so a latrine won’t turn into a reservoir of long lived existential threats to the water supply. It’s just beer.” Burp. “Fizzy beer.”

Hubert, Etc sipped. It was really good. Didn’t taste like piss at all. “All beer is rented, right?” he said.

“Most beer is rented. This is free. You know: ‘free as in free beer.’” She drank half the cup, spilling into her beard. It beaded on the crinkly refugee stuff. “You don’t come to a lot of Communist parties.”

Excerpt from “Walkaway” - Cory Doctorow

Jimmy… Intel, has been an embarrassment to this great company. People are saying, folks are, everyone is saying he’s just, the worst. A travesty. Of the highest order. It’s as if he was trying to push the market under. Like a. Well I should, people are saying I should ask him to step down but to them I say I won’t I might suggest it, humbly, in the press. But I won’t ask him to. He will though. We’ve spoken and he told me “Mr. President Mr. president, what can I do?” and I tell him you got a move the supply chain out of Taiwan. But he doesn’t understand that so he won’t.

It’s a line from Jessie Welles “Certain”

https://youtu.be/ptX2ilHYpCk