When The Dawning hit this year something in me just kind of rebelled, I was like “you know what, no, I’m not playing this 4x+ repeated event for mediocre rewards”

You have to make sure you make threats so outlandish that you couldn’t possibly execute them, like “I’m going to grab Trump by the ankle and spin around really fast, and then let go, launching him directly into the sun”

Be super fucking foul and un advertiser friendly to make it less useful, OUTLAW COUNTRY

Counterpoint, it was already stupid.

I can only pray that they all tear each other to shreds.

“Your organization has blocked this action”

I mean this is my work phone, and I’m trying to copy a customer’s phone number from a spreadsheet to the dialer, but thanks man.

Is that uh… Is that a lot?

This is fuckin dumb one way or another but if 10,000 fishbucks is a lot factors in a fair amount.

I’ll take “shit you shouldn’t be able to patent” for 1000 alex.

You could argue GTA violates this patent, I throw bullets at dudes and it “triggers combat” \s

“PROVE, THAT YOU HAVE THE STRENGTH AND COURAGE, TO BE FREE” They said, shitting on the floor

I hope they included barring them from using scare tactics to try to coerce you to sticking with just google play “TURN ON GOOGLE PLAY PROTECT NOW”

I think it’s useful for spurring my own creativity in writing because I have a hard time getting started. To be fair to me I pretty much tear the whole thing down and start over but it gives me ideas.

Why on earth have you let your monitor access the internet

I mean I’ll lead by saying “fuck Trump” however I would be a little annoyed if I wanted to use a depiction of myself and someone came to yell at me about it.

Broke: disrupting your appearance to confuse cameras

Woke: disrupting security cameras by carrying a hammer

(Disclaimer I know that’s not really feasible for most people afraid of going to jail)

Redeploy? I’m not moving house to work at fucking Walgreens

The smartass temptation would be there for me to do the assignment legitimately but include that hidden request anyways.

People are stupid OK? I’ve had people who think that it can in fact do math, “better than a calculator”

Pretty much every multiplayer online game will at best lose its shit and not run, and at worst, ban you instantaneously if you try to access it with Linux

Or if you’re into online gaming.

I have to fend off linux nerds with a bat. The bottom line is “that’s cool and all but there are a lot of things that I can’t do with linux and I’m not willing to make that big of a change”

I just want one that won’t just be like “I"m sowwy miss I can’t talk about that 🥺”