100_kg_90_de_belin

Who would have thunk?

Why be cruel for the sake of it when you can make a buck out of it?

Says the guy who kept classified documents by the loo.

They will spout some nonsense about “being the time for coming together as a country” or “reaching across the aisle” because “there is good in every man and woman”

Musk wears a kevlar vest and a kid of his shoulders everywhere he goes, you either Chris Kyle him or you get left with a handful of dust and a death sentence if you get caught.

You mean Newspeak, don’t you?

Hear me out… colonialism made HIV possible.

Cue to Grindr crashing everytime there is a Republican convention in town

Lastly, the surest but most difficult means of preventing crimes is to improve education (Cesare Beccaria, Crimes and Punishments)

Free speech = using slurs and peddling conspiracy theories

Cue to the magat expats complaining about the countries they moved to

While slowly dancing to the tune of The WMV Took My Baby Away

(WMV: woke mind virus)

Western media and political discourse: “Best I can do is 1930s Germany-adjacent arm gesture”

I know, he deserves what he gets. His wife doesn’t seem the sharpest tool in the shed either.

Brad, this is what Trump does. You may succeed in raising that money, but someone else may not be so lucky. What would you say then?

Too bad roasted CEO isn’t on the menu yet

People usually believe that politics is something that comes after personal relationships.

Give people welfare and they won’t do stupid stuff like this.

I vote for Todd-AI

回形针行动2：电子布加卢