I need to unsub from this feed

I miss the old Onion where they had an occasional column written by “Christopher Walken” called “Walken in LA.”

Every day I say ‘I’m walken here’ in a terrible NY Christopher walken impression

Genuinely a joke I make just fkr myself, half the time its in mind and not outloud but scratches the itch in my brain.

is he… paul walken?