Bill Gates this week admitted to having two affairs with Russian women while married to Melinda French Gates and apologized to staff at his charity for his past ties to Jeffrey Epstein — while maintaining he was not part of anything "illicit"
  • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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    6 days ago

    Ok Bill, here’s what you do:

    1. take 2% of your net worth (1% for each “affair”)
    2. give it to a charity you funded
    3. make this charity buy Microsoft products
    4. brag on TV how generous you are

    That’s it. Legacy saved.