Reannlegge@lemmy.ca to Canada@lemmy.ca · 3 days agoCanada vows to defend Greenland against the US if Trump invadeswww.express.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square75linkfedilinkarrow-up1438arrow-down15
arrow-up1433arrow-down1external-linkCanada vows to defend Greenland against the US if Trump invadeswww.express.co.ukReannlegge@lemmy.ca to Canada@lemmy.ca · 3 days agomessage-square75linkfedilink
minus-squareSpacehooks@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·2 days agoCanada, getting ready to invade, has amassed 90% of its population along its border with the United States. The longest unprotected border in the world. They have a threatening lead on zamboni technology! -Candian Bacon movie
minus-squareSpacehooks@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 hours ago:: Flashbacks of the Boston Molasses Disaster ::
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days ago“surrender pronto, or we bomb Toronto”
minus-squareHozerkiller@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·23 hours agoThat only works if said by someone who isn’t from the area.
Canada, getting ready to invade, has amassed 90% of its population along its border with the United States. The longest unprotected border in the world.
They have a threatening lead on zamboni technology!
-Candian Bacon movie
And maple syrup to slow down invaders.
:: Flashbacks of the Boston Molasses Disaster ::
“surrender pronto, or we bomb Toronto”
T’ranna
That only works if said by someone who isn’t from the area.