CBC Site Of course the Ottawa resident isn’t going to leave Stornoway and move to his suburban McMansion. Unemployable as he is, finding a mover who’ll take “I’m sure to win the next election!” as a guarantee of payment is, ummmm, sketchier than most movers will accept.
You never know, the longest ballot committee is also running in that by-election. Might just be too confusing for the troglos that live in that riding. One can dream.