I skipped the steps of the application process that would have clued the agency in on my lack of fitness for the position. I made no effort to hide my public loathing of the agency, what it stands for, and the administration that runs it. And they offered me the job anyway.
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Except the MAGA immigrant thing. Actually don’t do that. We shouldn’t be deporting anyone because of their politics.
Its what they want. Sometimes you’re the guy wishing at the monkey paw, sometimes you’re the monkey paw.