“I probably like Ted Cruz more than most of my colleagues like Ted Cruz, and I hate Ted Cruz."

-Al Franken

https://edition.cnn.com/2017/05/31/politics/al-franken-ted-cruz/index.html

#MUSK DIES

^(to a video game boss)

The dumbest president in existence has no strategy and is operating on blind ego impulse? Shocking!

They did this with fishermen a few years back

https://soranews24.com/2020/03/18/japanese-aomori-fishermen-now-available-in-collectible-card-form-garnering-unexpected-popularity/

Why are these judges not issuing arrest orders for those involved in denying their edicts? We all know the melting orange isn’t personally putting people on planes (he never personally does anything except drive a golf cart and eat hamberders), so surely the people involved in openly defying judges can be arrested, no?

I thought they were firing Drunky Smurf for a second there. Guess he hasn’t embarrassed the admin enough yet-- maybe after he gets some citizens killed by drunk texting

I miss Gilbert

It was a pledge to vote, not legally binding. A lot of desperate people these days, and I can’t say I wouldn’t try to scam elon out of a million bucks if given the opportunity. “Sure sure, I’ll totally vote how you want Mr Musky sir. Make sure you spell my name right on the check now.”

People don’t go there for amazing food, they go to get an extra large beef rice bowl, salad, and a cup of miso soup in under 5 minutes for 7 bucks

It’s vaguely comforting to see that as everything seems like utter madness and history lurching in the wrong direction, it basically took one display of open Nazi support to have most of the world tell elon to fuck off

The said they were doing away with DEI, then they put in a DUI hire

A peaceful tour of an ice facility

I wonder if this could actually happen. Some of those local ballot measures are deliberately written in a confusing manner anyway. If someone managed to get “remove all democrat-placed statues prior to 1960” on a ballot in a red area I bet it’d pass.

I liked SoM but War felt like a worse dlc

He called the tesla models S3XY, and the 3 is only because Ford was gonna sue him if he used E.

It was supposed to be a comedy, not reality

The mods that didn’t capitulate were forcibly removed

Unfortunately for the rest of us he’s running it perfectly well. Problem is it’s not a social media platform, it’s a nazi social media platform.

educated professional in America ((STEM))

I get what you’re saying, but there’s no need to exclude the humanities from this. In fact, between this Yale prof and the way Columbia gave in to the administration’s demands, it looks like STEM profs haven’t yet been targeted in the same way.

Yeah you can use two controllers to mimic the more modern twin stick ones that have become standard, but I don’t think too many people figured that out back then. Still though, controller will never be as good as mouse + keyboard for FPS games.