Needs more “sir.”

So, a good start, then.

Being all that they can be.

That style became popular because you could wear a gas mask with it and it wouldn’t leak.

He can just revise a weather map with a Sharpie.

He’s smelly because of having a Depends full of liquid shit at all times.

God is angry. Trump fears being struck by lightning.

IF bribe_received: return (“Approved”)

They don’t even want the soap on a rope.

Why treat people with dignity when you can genocide them and grab all that real estate?

Or the war will continue until the Russian people deliver Putin’s head on a spike. Assuming there’s much left of the head after the 30th-floor defenstration.

That implies that fascists give a shit about logical consistency.

They are not “unsubstantiated theories.” They are lies.

Please tell me when they put out hits on each other.

It’s about as convincing as a WWE beef.

Susan Collins would furrow her brow.

“Trump” and “quietly” in the same headline? That’s shoddy journalism.

They should hand them over to the Hague.

Yeah, maybe they phrased the headline that way for the people who thought the bombers just did that to themselves.

Fairest damsel in the leper colony.