Money for developers and grifters?

I mean we also don’t want all the Chad super strong genetic freak deer running around. So maybe that’s ok?

Definitely “for me” and definitely not money for a company that wants to shift liability to their customers and maximize their profits…

They definitely WILL NOT claim the reason that family of four plowed into that semi on the interstate was because your internet connection wasn’t up to their standards and failed to install the latest update, which is a clear breach of the TOS and therefore making you 100% liable.

Definitely not that…

I’m imagining the third place celebration meme.

That juicy data is going to get bought up by the health insurance industry. I would be surprised if they aren’t part of the push to force them to sell the data.

You missed the step between Get big and Get Greedy. They hire MBAs from other defunct companies.

Octane - Rocket League

Months

FTFY

Just canceled prime too

Don’t worry, the data will get bought up by the healthcare industry and start using it to deny coverage or to increase premiums.

“You’ve been randomly selected for a rate increase! For no reason at all! Definitely random!” - Your insurance in 2 years, probably

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ oh well we tried….

GTFOH

It is hilarious because people were “really dying” of “other things” when the virus destroyed kidneys they “really died of kidney failure.” When it ravaged and stopped the heart it was really “heart disease.” Lungs, pneumonia. But definitely not the virus.

People are fucking stupid and we deserve whatever happens to us.