Of course that would require them to have ethics as well.

careful we don’t want to alienate centerist voters!

lateral thinking, i guess

I think this stance from both parties is impeccably clear. maybe if we could have moved a little left this election but no chance now

I don’t think you’re missing anything, but I also understand how you could be guarded about that sort of thing, given the history of the way anyone who’s even a little bit different is treated.

spot on with the description of that enderman, either that or he’s gonna ask me if I have any games on my phone.

commenting to watch this later

With how widespread the economic woes are, I have to believe it’s climate change.

It’s more to do with the aging population.

banana wine would be weird

I used to be in barista, one of my friends used to come in and ask me for a latte with a triple banana shot in it.

So, I know at least one person who would be in the market for it.

you and me both

Ooh I have I was mostly just having fun

Im gonna start my own Google maps with Blackjack and Hookers.

How’s that not advocating violence going?

I’m a reasonably fit dude in his 30s and I sit down to pee because I’m lazy.

Also I got a shower bench because those fuckers are comphy.

I don’t know the white point on some of the LED headlights is extremely taxing to look at at night.

Can we address headlights that are brighter than the sun now?

These viral marketing campaigns are getting out of hand.

If you absolutely must use Windows 10 or 11, I heavily recommend you use the IoT variant with all this ripped out.

I can’t talk right now I’m making piss