“77-year old alcoholic falls off bike after visiting his dealer.” But seriously, ALWAYS add a bottle of wine when shopping for anything, people. #safetyfirst

Bender?

They identified 45,000 risky drivers in DC? Out of 700,000 residents? That seems like a lot, considering I doubt they’re all out on the road at the same time.

Going through someone else’s mail upset people so much, they made it a felony. 😮

Smart move by Zelenskyy to avoid being ganged up on like the last time by Trump and his sound-byte seeking stooges.