I mean I’m not going to throw shade at pot smokers but if you can explain to your niece why your jacket smells funny, you can explain why that other kid has two moms.

In those cute submarines made out of a spare water heater and an Xbox controller.

Yeah but like why not? Acting stupid is a thing.

Yup they’ve been huffing that “meritocracy” paint thinner for too long, a term which used to be sarcastic but everyone seems to have forgotten that part…

Idk why but I assumed getting investigated was a large part of getting government aerospace contracts but I guess that’s just the movies

There was a big high wall there that tried to stop me.

The sign was painted, said ‘Private Property.’

But on the backside, it didn’t say nothing.

This land was made for you and me.