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Oh man, stop, I can only get so erect.

Alternately, do sell it, but make sure it’s guaranteed to fail and become an expensive paperweight upon first use. I’d prefer your option, but I’ll take mine if I can’t get yours.

Terrible idea, but so damn satisfying.

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You are correct that it would be a felony, however that could be the case for throwing anything at anyone. I said it would make me happy, which is not the same as telling people it’s a safe or legal thing to do, nor that they should actually do it.

Thank you for clarifying for folks but everyone should take this as a reminder that you should take anything you read on the internet with a grain of salt.

If anyone deserves to not have food, it’s the fascists. If protesters could suddenly become pro tennis players and hit the canisters back at ICE, though, that would make me so happy.

Could Venezuela’s government have made this up? Possibly. They have motive and they are not the most honest people, to put it mildly.

I absolutely thought you were going to just duplicate this paragraph for the US. I’d laugh, but it would only be to mask my misery.

Press X to doubt.

I don’t trust anything this regime says. He’s actively waging war on us, whether he says he is or not.

Vampires have culture. Miller can’t compare. I’d call him a parasite, but that still somehow has too much humanity.

Can we fucking secede already?*

*I’m not even sure how much of that statement is a joke anymore.

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Don’t worry; even if he does, his deal with the devil will ensure he survives. I’m convinced it’s the only reason the hamberders haven’t done their job.

You might say “I don’t give a shit” if they do.

Just a thought.

I’m worried that might create a second one. Can he fuck off and die, instead? I’ve been waiting for the McDonald’s to do its job already.

As another US person, I don’t think you have anything for which you should apologize. Everyone, everywhere, should be angry about what the US is doing - internally and externally. I would never think it’s wrong to say “I wish Nazi Germany had imploded before it became WWII and mass murder”; Nazi US is no different.

It’s terrifying to be here but I don’t think anyone should be quiet about how awful this is.

Hugs to you, friend. I hope we all come out of this okay.

While I think this is a fair opinion for all recent swastikars, I know several people who bought a Tesla a decade ago when it still seemed like a positive. They all abhor Musk but are not in a financial position to trade in their paid-off cars for anything else.