I used to own a Subaru Forester in Ohio. I sold it to a lesbian who was moving to CO. Felt like I was giving it a better home

This reminds me of Office Space.

“So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life”

Oddly enough, Office Space also ends with everything on fire!

You have to put a quarter in the ambulance before it will drive you to the hospital

Terms of enrampagement

I understand. It was a joke poking fun at those who really think that way. Thank you for helping people.

Have you tried not being poor?