If the US leaves that alliance and then starts surreptitiously sending drone parts to Russia, it’ll get dicey.

If the AfD forms a coalition government with the normal conservatives and Germany decides to turn inwards and keep Deutsche money für die Deutscher, it’ll get dicey.

If Macron finally completes his heel turn and appoints Marine le Pen to interior secretary…

If Italy keeps going the way they’ve been going…

If the Finnish right decides that joining NATO was a mistake that let too many minorities in…

If the rest of Africa goes along with the Sahel nations and starts funneling their resources into the Russian war machine…

If Modhi lets Russia open more factories in India…

If China decides that they’re cool with sharing power on the global scale and fully buys in on the BRICS bloc…

Russia looks weak right now because the invasion has been such and embarrassment, but that can change surprisingly quickly. The global shift towards authoritarianism is coming hand-in-hand with a shift away from US/Eurocentric hegemony.

Give us something free and we’ll resell it to the poor.

So the press is telling the world that this violent whackjob’s neighbor wore a wire and got him arrested. Now they’re letting him back out into the world for a couple grand.

What could go wrong?

*defenestrated

The RF key fob very slowly drains the battery if you’re within 10-15 feet of the car.

They got us with the pog, missed us with the slammer.

(I actually have no idea how pogs work)

It’s the same thing that the far right in America is saying. We need an influx of workers, just make sure that they’re straight, white and Christian.

More paperwork, different paperwork. Biggest change is that it was no longer compatible with our manifest system, so we have to physically take every Canadian parcel to the Post Office and fill out the excise paperwork in person. Turned a ten-minute task into 1+ hour.

Every republican administration in my lifetime has left office in a recession.

“Least funny member of Newsradio” might be better.

The changeover did effect things. It made it so damn complicated to send things to Canada that my company decided to mostly stop doing it.

Al Franken comes to mind. Made some inappropriate jokes, posed for a rude picture. Boom, career over.

Nah, it’s Phony Stark.

There are just more cameras now.

Matt “Pizza” Gaetz

Kristi “Ol Yeller” Noem

They gave our grandpas medals for shooting Nazis.

Why the fuck would I want to inflict this world on a child?

Yeah, he thinks he’s using a fire extinguisher, but I’m pretty sure it’s full of gasoline.

I dunno man. I reeeeaaaallly wanted to smash something when Saint Anger came out.

Here in Seattle we had a polite riot after the superbowl. We were partying in the street until the light turned green, then shuffled back to the sidewalk. As soon as the light turned red again, we would flood back into the street.