Looks like Danny Devito.

Ironic. We (USA) can’t keep safe from Russia or China either. And that’s because of willful neglect.

Way to say out loud you can’t get laid, champ.

And I thought we (the US) were the only ones this dumb.

Good.

You’re gonna cut yourself with all that edge.

You’ve only been on this platform for 2 weeks, and your entire post history is some of the worst takes I’ve seen. Good job.

Cry some more you old bitch.

Fucking disgusting

Man, the Onion really is a national treasure.

I can always count on you to provide the worst takes on anything.

He’s probably waiting for election day to deploy the cannon fodder.

Isn’t this like the 6th time they’ve claimed this?

Complains about imperialism but yet defends an imperialist country. Fuck off.

I’m pretty sure @Dot@feddit.org is their new alt account.

Lmao. I didn’t know there was a parody account.

Banned from politics and now moved on to World News. Hope you get the boot a lot sooner than you did on politics.