Justas🇱🇹

Things my cat will prefer over her own food:

• meat of any kind;
• potatoes;
• soup;
• wet sausage;
• soft pastries, especially if they have butter in them;
• sour cream, or any cream for that matter;
• sauerkraut.

Imagine losing your shit over having a daughter.

I wonder if his death will be covered by insurance.

I think Denmark should grow some balls and restrict access to Kattegat for Russian and Russia-bound vessels.

It’s Eternal September all over again.

Permian Triassic extinction event is the one most similar to current situation.

The level of atmospheric carbon dioxide rose from around 400 ppm to 2,500 ppm with approximately 3,900 to 12,000 gigatonnes of carbon being added to the ocean-atmosphere system during this period.[22] Several other contributing factors have been proposed, including the emission of carbon dioxide from the burning of oil and coal deposits ignited by the eruptions;[27][28] emissions of methane from the gasification of methane clathrates;[29] emissions of methane by novel methanogenic microorganisms nourished by minerals dispersed in the eruptions;

Yo momma’s lips are so loose, she leaks government secrets.

I hope that Mazda isn’t a diesel one.

She’s a veteran politician with her own cult of personality, she will be fine. She’s not planning to be the prime minister though.

Edit: this comment aged very poorly.

This election had some weird surprises, like the young and progressive Laisvės Partija getting zero votes, but it could have gone so much worse.

If there’s a 1 minute sex scene in a 90 minute movie, you’re guaranteed to have your parents walk in during that one sex scene.

Don’t kill the rich. Exile them to an island and watch them eat each other instead of eating the world.

It’s review, but written in similar looking Cyrillic letters.

That brings some memories.

When the referendum for Lithuania’s joining of EU started, the attendance was abysmal.

It picked up when a supermarket chain offered to exchange the “I voted” sticker for a bottle of beer, a chocolate bar or a small bag of laundry powder.

We’ve been at it since 2014.

My week is hard as is, no need to rub it in.

Imagine a company that sells a lot of products online. Now imagine a scraping bot coming at peak sales hours and looking at each product list and page separately for said service. Now realise that some genuine users will have a worse buying experience because of that.