Epstein’s Law: every accusation from a Conservative [of being guilty of a thing] is a confession [of being guilty of the thing]

Except the babies in this case deserve it

Well, data is fired.

Me personally, no.

But honestly with how on fire the world currently is, a lot of places will be in need of air con soon that didn’t before, if your skills also transfer to heat pumps I think you can take your pick of where you’d like to go. Just start sending applications. Also if you have any European ancestors, check if that country doesn’t grant descended citizenship (like ireland, greece, italy etc).

Well, do you have any marketable skills?

Hold up now! I’ll have you know in some parts of the country women couldn’t vote until the 90s! Also unmarried cohabitation was illegal in some cantons until the 80s and paternity leave as a concept only exists in Switzerland since the 00s.

On a scale of 1 to 10, I wonder how old that judge’s last sexual partner victim was

Arch btw, only been using it for a couple of weeks, only installed it because of the meme. Got my hands on a few years old thinkpad for practically free, so why not. It’s actually quite good so far, been struggling a bit with external monitors, but I don’t miss windows

That is the best excuse for a typo ever, congrats to you. (Mine still autocorrects correctly, woo)

Erstwhile internment camps

Now kiss.

Not just the US. Anywhere in the world

Remember, it’s not paranoia if they’re really after you.