Who’s gonna colonize the US and make it liveable first?

Awesome, anything competitive at this point to get off of starlink is welcome.

How dare you lob facts at us as if they’re insults…

… I’m pretty sure that’s still 100% accurate, and completely on brand with the powers that be.

God damnit… why does Zapp have to be the Assistant President?

This one is really testing my patient gamer ethos…

So… would you ignore all of recorded history, and most of anthropological records that dictate humanity has always been in a race to find new and exciting ways to kill each other?

As opposed to…who exactly? That one tribe in the sentinel Islands that hasn’t been contacted by modern civilization yet?

What’s the old saying…

Never waste a crisis

Or something like that?

Who the fuck decided Du-ug was a good pick to even attempt to dig them out of this fucking mess?

You’re missing the point, he’s bought the rights to all of the “I did that!” sticker manufacturers. When he skyrockets prices, he’ll make a mint on the ensuing sticker wars. I think it’s called “sticker shock” or something…

At least

Is this another souls like game? It’s a team ninja game, which was responsible for Nioh.