What’s especially funny is that he didn’t even script that, he just came up with it on the spot. And now it’s the joke he’s most known for.

Trade in their PCs to who? Fucking Aquaman?

Sure, if you like burned coffee.

but the decision could fall to Trump, who has opposed banning TikTok.

I firmly believe he only ever said that to get elected. Trump is the one who called for the ban in the first place, and he’s already shown that he won’t be following through on the campaign promises he doesn’t actually care about.

The companies said a merger would help them better compete with big retailers like Walmart, Costco and Amazon.

You ARE big retailers!

Also, Concord is so old that they don’t even sell it anymore…

And as if he hasn’t been doing this throughout his entire term as president.

It’d also be technically true to say “Elon Musk, CEO and self-proclaimed founder of Tesla…”

but I thought that might 1) contain too many spoilers (though I doubt there’s many people that haven’t played it)

I actually appreciate that. I only finished New Vegas for the first time last week, just before Echoes of Wisdom came out. Was worried you’d finish before me and I’d end up seeing something spoilery.

At least Microsoft hasn’t announced a marginally improved $700 pro console that doesn’t even come with the disk drive.

Yet.