Gotta say, it doesn’t feel right having this called out as a Mexican ship in the title. That’s an inconsequential detail. Id rather have seen something like:

“Ship loses engine power, crashes into Brooklyn bridge, killing 2.”

My grandfather always used to lick his drill press before changing the drill bit. It’s very important and highly recommended! You might drill the wrong size hole otherwise.

I haven’t licked my drill press as much as I should, but if I had to, I bet I could lick 100 drill presses.

It’s duplicated in case half of it is lost to Bitlocker