Shot a man in the face then made him publicly apologize for being shot

I fucking love fries and Idaho potatoes are everywhere. Send help

It was r/NonCredibleDefense’s finest hour. A golden age. The promised Thunder Run to Moscow

Dead people can’t protest and pressure Congress so it’s a win either way for them

The Trump administration is so close to making the greatest post of all time on the War Thunder forums

If there’s one thing we can be certain of with Texas legislators it’s their competency

Oh no, that is too logical. What’s he’s really still mad at Obama about is the 2011 White House Corespondents dinner that Obama roasted him at

In order for the Constitution to be meaningful it must be enforced. Who will enforce it if the two other branches of government don’t?

Installed a Sysco router (sushi belt)

My confidence in air travel fell completely after the former head of QA for Boeing’s plane factory said he wouldn’t get on a Boeing plane

Nah we got TSMC in Arizona now, they thought of that

Believing any of that means trusting President Elon Musk. I certainly don’t

President Musk needs to rein in VP Farquaad

These are the same people who brought you Oracle DB licensing. They’ll fuck you over someday, the countdown clock is already ticking

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Just like our president

They were right as well

Well y’see there’s this one weird trick where you can declare people not people anymore

Hell no. Can’t wait to hear about his new Wordpress cryptocurrency launching soon

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