That’s probably a good thing, don’t want to be ground zero for another round of food poisoning.

10+$ for a mostly rice burrito? hard pass

Was referring to this sort of bullshit. https://www.xfinity.com/hub/smart-home/wifi-motion

Wait till you find out what your wifi can do.

Wait until your smart TV starts playing adds every 10min no matter what your watching, or even if the TV is “turned off”

Whew, I thought it was another Idiocracy line.

Why address the underlying issues when we can sell weapons to all sides? The only things we make where in America are weapons and fossil fuels. There’s money to be made!

Second one I read that nearly had me running for the champagne.